Complaining Time

Dear Sir,

When you come up to my desk and say, "Please tell her that we will need to talk to them about this today," do not get pissy at me for replying, "Who is her? Who is them? and What is this?"

See when you don't use antecedents, I have no idea what in the hell you are talking about. I know your favorite game to have your employees play is "Guess what I'm thinking!" However, the majority of us don't enjoy that game and would much rather get to the heart of the matter right away, so that we can get back to that "Top Priority" assignment you gave us at 4:30 yesterday and from which you just interrupted us to guess what you were saying only to have to pass that message onto a coworker because you can't be bothered, and now we have to take more time out of our day and away from this "Top Priority" project to bitch about your over-reliance on pronouns and constant clarity issues.

KTHXBYE!

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